When Love Goes Wrong: 17 Hilarious Dates from Hell
Introduction
While online dating has become increasingly popular, the experience can often lead to awkward dates that quickly spiral out of control. In this blog post, we’ll explore 17 such examples, highlighting the most cringe-worthy moments in the dating world.
The First Date Disaster
- Overly-Aggressive Picking Up: One woman reported being picked up from her home by a man who seemed overly aggressive and controlling. As soon as she got into his car, he started yelling at her about how she was late and how he didn’t appreciate it. Needless to say, the date ended abruptly.
The Uncomfortable Dinner
- Too Much Information: Another woman had a date where her partner spent the entire meal talking about their bowel movements. Yes, you read that right. He went on and on about his digestive system, leaving her feeling uncomfortable and embarrassed.
The Inconsiderate Date
- No Respect for Boundaries: A man reported having a date with someone who was extremely clingy and wouldn’t respect his boundaries. He had asked to take a break from the conversation to go to the bathroom, but she followed him into the stall and started talking to him through the door.
The Creepy Encounter
- Unwanted Touching: A woman reported having a date where her partner kept touching her inappropriately throughout the evening. She politely told him to stop, but he continued to do so, making her feel uncomfortable and unsafe.
The Unbelievable Lie
- Lying About Everything: One man reported having a date with someone who seemed to be lying about everything. From their job to their interests, nothing was true. He eventually caught on and ended the date abruptly.
The Unrealistic Expectations
- Unrealistic Expectations: A woman reported having a date where her partner expected her to be a perfect hostess for the evening. She had invited him over for dinner, but he kept complaining about the food being too bland and the house being too messy. He even went so far as to suggest that she was a bad cook.
The Awkward Gift
- Awkward Gift Giving: A man reported having a date where his partner gave him an awkward gift – a pair of underwear with her name on them. Yes, you read that right. She had bought them and given them to him as a “joke.”
The Unwanted Attention
- Unwanted Attention: A woman reported having a date where her partner kept staring at her inappropriately throughout the evening. She tried to brush it off, but he continued to do so, making her feel uncomfortable and unsafe.
The Uncomfortable Conversation
- Uncomfortable Conversation: A man reported having a date with someone who spent the entire conversation talking about their ex-partners. He felt uncomfortable listening to her go on and on about her past relationships.
The Inconsiderate Parking
- Inconsiderate Parking: A woman reported having a date where her partner parked in a spot that was clearly reserved for people with disabilities. She politely told him to move the car, but he refused, saying it wasn’t his problem.
The Unbelievable Story
- Unbelievable Story: One man reported having a date with someone who claimed to be a professional cage fighter. He spent the entire evening telling her about all of his fights and how he was a champion. She eventually discovered that none of it was true.
The Unrealistic Expectations (Again)
- Unrealistic Expectations (Again): A woman reported having a date where her partner expected her to be a perfect hostess for the evening. He had invited himself over, but she politely told him that she wasn’t comfortable with that. He got upset and left.
The Unwanted Photographs
- Unwanted Photographs: A man reported having a date where his partner kept taking pictures of him throughout the evening. She wouldn’t stop asking him to smile or make funny faces, making him feel uncomfortable and embarrassed.
The Uncomfortable Ride Home
- Uncomfortable Ride Home: A woman reported having a date where her partner drove her home, but wouldn’t let her out of the car until she agreed to go on another date with him. She felt trapped and unsafe.
The Unbelievable Lie (Again)
- Unbelievable Lie (Again): One man reported having a date with someone who claimed to be a millionaire. He spent the entire evening talking about his wealth and how he was going to take her on a private jet for their next date. She eventually discovered that none of it was true.
The Uncomfortable Silence
- Uncomfortable Silence: A woman reported having a date where her partner refused to talk or make eye contact with her throughout the evening. She felt uncomfortable and embarrassed, but didn’t know what to do about it.
The Creepy Behavior (Again)
- Creepy Behavior (Again): A man reported having a date where his partner kept following him around the city, showing up at every place he went to. He eventually had to call the police to get her to leave him alone.
In conclusion, these 17 awkward dates that quickly spiraled out of control are a reminder that online dating can be unpredictable and uncomfortable at times. However, they also highlight the importance of respecting boundaries and being honest about oneself in order to build a healthy and fulfilling relationship.
About Emily Martin
I help bring the stories that spark real connections – from unexpected Tinder dates to genuine love stories – as a blog editor at alwaysamateurs.com. With a background in social media management, I know what makes a story go viral and what keeps readers coming back for more.